Though you would enjoy reading this spam we just ambushed:

<<<Sorry for any inconvenience but I am in a terrible
situation. We had to be in Philippines for a tour. The
program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. We
misplaced our wallets and cell phones on our way back to the
hotel after we went for sight seeing. The wallet contains
all the valuables we have and now our luggage is in custody
of the hotel management pending when we make payment on the>>>